Dear Diary,

I have to admit something. I kinda fancy a few of my most recent facebook friend adds. People I've met through the garden. I can't help but be attracted to women who have green values or think ethically about living their lives and their consumption. Also, something about older women turns me on.

Fuck, there I said it. Just seeing their status updates makes me feel giddy.Haven't felt giddy about someone like this in a while, except maybe a few girls at Shambly.