dear diary,

I am ...(stupour pause as my brain freezes).

Let me start that again.

I woke up at 9:30am today, got up properly about 11am. I have been doing a touch of housework this morning-afternoon. I can't believe it's nearly 2pm already! I also tidied up a lot of clothes from my sock drawer. Some of those underpants needed to be put into retirement.

In other news. I did some spinning yesterday, my butt hurts quite a lot. As a gym instructor used to say to me 'it hurts my lady bits too much'. I feel the same way. It hurts my lady bits a lot, it hurt lady bits that I didn't even know I had. But totally worth it, to think about the body I might get from it.