Sunday, July 13, 2008

Fat-isms

1. Having a cramp
2. Breathing heavy
3. Excessive sweating
4. Having 'clicks' in your bones all the time
5. Wearing heavy clothes to hide your shame
6. Exhaustion
7. Hunger
8. Excessive eating of comfort foods
9. Wearing loose clothes
10. Having crumb stains on your shirt
11. needing to take a break from over-excertion
12. being loud
13. Trying to make jokes all the time
14. Trying to emphasise 'personality' as a turnon, cos your looks can't do it, but by purposely doing this, it makes your personality a bit ugly (the real solution is not to care at all)
15. Being a virgin
16. Facing the irony of being sexually inadequate and having no actual functionality in sex, yet thinking that you do...
17. Being ugly
18. Being stupid
19. Acting stupid
20. Trying to appear funny, but just appear pathetic as a result

Most of these are features of me that used to obtain, but are now absent...

good...

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