Saturday, July 26, 2008

Fat-isms part 2., or a list of my faults

1. Having a cramp
2. Breathing heavy
3. Excessive sweating
4. Having 'clicks' in your bones all the time
5. Wearing heavy clothes to hide your shame
6. Exhaustion
7. Hunger
8. Excessive eating of comfort foods
9. Wearing loose clothes
10. Having crumb stains on your shirt
11. needing to take a break from over-excertion
12. being loud
13. Trying to make jokes all the time
14. Trying to emphasise 'personality' as a turnon, cos your looks can't do it, but by purposely doing this, it makes your personality a bit ugly (the real solution is not to care at all)
15. Being a virgin
16. Facing the irony of being sexually inadequate and having no actual functionality in sex, yet thinking that you do...
17. Being ugly
18. Being stupid
19. Acting stupid
20. Trying to appear funny, but just appear pathetic as a result

Part 2:

21: Excessive coughing and general vocal loudness
22: Being jealous of superior thin people
23: making lots of mess when eating (crumbs, general fat and food stains on your shirt as a sign of your eating
24: poor eating manners (see 23)
25: hanging out with other fat people
26: being with other fat people to not feel so bad about yourself and lie to yourself about how fat you are
27: Not being around skinny people
28: Not being around girls
29: Not being around successful people
30: being a loser
31: no one liking you
32: feeling giddy when talking to a girl
33: feeling shy around girls because you are indimidated by their beauty
34: being so pathetic that you can't tell when a girl is full of shit, because of your low sense of self esteem, you would resort to being with any girl because you are a pathetic loser who has no conception of what an ideal girl is, anyone who exhibits vaguely female characteristics would do for you; whether they have that girly smell, even if they smell a bit disgusting, you won't mind cos you probably believe you won't ever get this close to a girl
35: making a bigger deal about girls because you don't talk to them
36: complaining that you can't get girls but are blind to the fact that its that kind of behaviour that is endemic of why you cannot get girls; the real solution is just not to care
37: having low quality food
38: having low quality (and further, fat) friends
39: having low quality ideals
40: being unwilling to change; because 'oh its gonna take ages to lose weight'
41: making excuses for your inadequacy

Let me tell you. This does sound like a harsh list.

These are all my faults; most of them I have taken away,
most of them, I am slowly working on
Some, I still have.

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