I will be succinct

I will be succinct.

1. My internet connection is sketchy, to put a long story short my phone line is dead
2. I'm ill at the moment, it started as a throat thing and now my head feels off, I think I'm coming down with something
3. Today has been long, I've trained 4 times this week and I have a personal trainer session tomorrow morning. Will I be fit enough to go? I do feel a little better, but I'll have to see
   

I find it amusing that all these offset things that have happened I've basically planned contingencies for. I even have emergency porn (don't ask)